Weight Loss Program

Weight Loss Plan A man calls a company and orders their 5-day,
10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door
and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
dressed in a bikini and a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around
her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next
four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls
the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful
woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing a bikini and Reebok running
shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can
have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the
same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and
calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?"
asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day
there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular
guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign
around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!"



He lost 63 pounds that week.

My Dad!

Happy Fathers Day People!

Let me introduce you to MY dad!

well... He's tall, Male... Funny!

Drives a "ferrari" and loves to play golf! he is my earthly hero and my kungfu pandaaaaa! Skadoosh~

he litterally "saves" me from cerrtain scoldings (hehe) and helps me learn all my computer stuff!

This fathers day, Why dont you give your dad a hug ( like Bear) and make him a card! (if possible)

Happy Fathers Day!

I have found something very useful for your computer!

It is called the UNLOCKER!

has this ever happened to you o.0


Let it not happen!

Click Here to download the Unlocker ;) it really works!

Graduation o.0

A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For
many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's
showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told
him that was all he wanted.

As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited
signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the
morning of his graduation his father called him into his private
study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine
son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son
a beautiful wrapped gift box.

Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man
opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible. Angrily,
he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you
give me a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy
book.

Many years passed and the young man was very successful in
business.
He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his
father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He
had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make
arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had
passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He
needed to come home immediately and take care things.
When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and
regret filled his heart.

He began to search his father's important papers and
saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With
tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. As he
read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope
taped behind the Bible.
It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the
sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation,
and the words...PAID IN FULL.

How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not
packaged as we expected?

w00t o.0

My authentic japanese name is 中村 Nakamura (center of the village) 真一 Shinichi (one truth).